As I’ve written hundreds of articles, a straightforward list of my work would make no sense. Click a publication to see my full portfolio for that website. If you’re impatient, a few select articles are further down.
Cracked
Paste Magazine
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Looper
The Hard Times
The Modern Rogue
Ranker
Forces Of Geek!
PopLurker
Fantasy Life Blog
Xbox Culture (Now Defunct)
C-Ville Weekly
Gadfly Online
Podcast Appearances
Film Scores/Original Music
Sketches/Screenplays
Monologue Jokes (Updated Daily)
Self-Published Comedy
Highlights:
PASTE MAGAZINE – FEATURE: I Saw Hate Yesterday in My Hometown of Charlottesville, Virginia
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has
CRACKED.COM – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: 5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones
THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second
THE MODERN ROGUE – FEATURE: 5 “Worthless” Items That Organized Crime Loves To Target
FORCES OF GEEK! – FEATURE: ‘Logan’ Is A Comic Book Movie About Comic Book Movies
FANTASY LIFE BLOG – FEATURE: Intentionally Tanking Your Draft Straight To Championship Glory
IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA – HALF-HOUR COMEDY SPEC SCRIPT: When somebody steals $40 worth of Charlie’s rat pelts, he does the only thing he can do and takes to the streets with the definitely-not-a-sidekick Mac. (“Charlie And Mac Become Co-Superheroes”)
REC LEAGUE – HALF-HOUR COMEDY PILOT: A former college quarterback decides to join a local recreational football league populated with highly eclectic members. (Original Pilot)
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