Published Portfolio

As I’ve written hundreds of articles, a straightforward list of my work would make no sense. Click a publication to see my full portfolio for that website. If you’re impatient, a few select articles are further down.

Cracked

Paste Magazine

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

The Hard Times

Ranker

The Modern Rogue

Forces Of Geek!

Fantasy Life Blog

Xbox Culture*

C-Ville Weekly

Gadfly Online

Podcast Appearances

Film Scores/Original Music

Sketches/Screenplays

Videos/Bumpers

Monologue Jokes (Updated Daily)


Highlights:

MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY FEATURE: HEAR YE! HEAR YE! SIR BEVIN SAYS CHESS IS TO BLAME FOR THE FIEFDOM’S RECENT CROSSBOW INCIDENT!

PASTE MAGAZINE – FEATURE: I Saw Hate Yesterday in My Hometown of Charlottesville, Virginia

PASTE MAGAZINE – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: How Amazon’s Comrade Detective Made a Long-Lost Romanian Cop Show from Scratch

CRACKED.COM FEATURE: 5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has

CRACKED.COM – INTERVIEW/FEATURE:5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads

CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans

CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones

THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second

THE HARD TIMES FEATURE: Marvel Announces Coloring Book Edition of Avengers So You Can Draw Heroes Whatever the Hell Race You Want

THE MODERN ROGUE – FEATURE: 5 “Worthless” Items That Organized Crime Loves To Target

FORCES OF GEEK! FEATURE: ‘Logan’ Is A Comic Book Movie About Comic Book Movies

FANTASY LIFE BLOG – FEATURE: Intentionally Tanking Your Draft Straight To Championship Glory

SNUFFUN-PRODUCED FEATURE-LENGTH SCRIPT: Three high school boys agree to produce a fake “snuff” film as a way to help fund their indie sci-fi movie, but a horrible, onset accident turns their fake film into something very, very real. (Original Screenplay)

REC LEAGUEUN-PRODUCED HALF-HOUR COMEDY PILOT: A former college quarterback decides to join a local recreational football league populated with highly eclectic members. (Original Pilot)

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIAUN-PRODUCED HALF-HOUR COMEDY SPEC SCRIPT: When somebody steals $40 worth of Charlie’s rat pelts, he does the only thing he can do and takes to the streets with the definitely-not-a-sidekick Mac. (“Charlie And Mac Become Co-Superheroes”)

*Now defunct

 

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