As I’ve written hundreds of articles, a straightforward list of my work would make no sense. Click a publication to see my full portfolio for that website. If you’re impatient, a few select articles are further down.
Cracked
Paste Magazine
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
The Hard Times
Ranker
The Modern Rogue
Forces Of Geek!
Fantasy Life Blog
Xbox Culture*
C-Ville Weekly
Gadfly Online
Podcast Appearances
Film Scores/Original Music
Sketches/Screenplays
Videos/Bumpers
Monologue Jokes (Updated Daily)
Highlights:
PASTE MAGAZINE – FEATURE: I Saw Hate Yesterday in My Hometown of Charlottesville, Virginia
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has
CRACKED.COM – INTERVIEW/FEATURE:5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones
THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second
THE MODERN ROGUE – FEATURE: 5 “Worthless” Items That Organized Crime Loves To Target
FORCES OF GEEK! – FEATURE: ‘Logan’ Is A Comic Book Movie About Comic Book Movies
FANTASY LIFE BLOG – FEATURE: Intentionally Tanking Your Draft Straight To Championship Glory
SNUFF – UN-PRODUCED FEATURE-LENGTH SCRIPT: Three high school boys agree to produce a fake “snuff” film as a way to help fund their indie sci-fi movie, but a horrible, onset accident turns their fake film into something very, very real. (Original Screenplay)
REC LEAGUE – UN-PRODUCED HALF-HOUR COMEDY PILOT: A former college quarterback decides to join a local recreational football league populated with highly eclectic members. (Original Pilot)
IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA – UN-PRODUCED HALF-HOUR COMEDY SPEC SCRIPT: When somebody steals $40 worth of Charlie’s rat pelts, he does the only thing he can do and takes to the streets with the definitely-not-a-sidekick Mac. (“Charlie And Mac Become Co-Superheroes”)
*Now defunct
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