Published Portfolio

As I’ve made hundreds of things, a straightforward list of my work would make no sense. Click a publication to see my full portfolio for that website. If you’re impatient, a few selections are further down.

Cracked

Your Brain On Cracked
Other Cracked Series

Paste Magazine

The Hard Times / Hard Drive / Hard Noise

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Ranker

The Modern Rogue

Looper

Other Sites

Podcast Appearances

Scripts

Music

Self-Published Comedy


Highlights:

CRACKED.COM VIDEO: 3 Insane Film Genres You Need To Watch – “Your Brain on Cracked”

CRACKED.COM VIDEO: Why The “Star Wars” Sequels Were Doomed From The Start – “Your Brain on Cracked”

MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY FEATURE: HEAR YE! HEAR YE! SIR BEVIN SAYS CHESS IS TO BLAME FOR THE FIEFDOM’S RECENT CROSSBOW INCIDENT!

PASTE MAGAZINE – FEATURE: I Saw Hate Yesterday in My Hometown of Charlottesville, Virginia

SMALL BEANS – PODCAST: Tales from the Pit: Your Mileage May Vary (Feat. Jason Pargin and Jordan Breeding)

PASTE MAGAZINE – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: How Amazon’s Comrade Detective Made a Long-Lost Romanian Cop Show from Scratch

CRACKED.COM FEATURE: 5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has

CRACKED.COM – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: 5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads

CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans

CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones

THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second

THE HARD TIMES FEATURE: Quasimodo Renamed Hunchback of Nearby Holiday Inn

THE MODERN ROGUE – FEATURE: 5 “Worthless” Items That Organized Crime Loves To Target

HARD NOISE – FEATURE: How A Craigslist Ad Tricked Me Into Recording Guitar For A (Huge) Christian Movie

FORCES OF GEEK! FEATURE: ‘Logan’ Is A Comic Book Movie About Comic Book Movies

FANTASY LIFE BLOG – FEATURE: Intentionally Tanking Your Draft Straight To Championship Glory

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIAHALF-HOUR COMEDY SPEC SCRIPT: When somebody steals $40 worth of Charlie’s rat pelts, he does the only thing he can do and takes to the streets with the definitely-not-a-sidekick Mac. (“Charlie And Mac Become Co-Superheroes”)

 

282 thoughts on “Published Portfolio

  1. So I read an article you whipped off for some quick cash in 2019 called “What It Was Actually Like To Be A Knight During Medieval Times” and it reads like it. Little of anything in it was right. It induced a headache.

    I saw where you’re based. In Charlottesville, VA is a man named Ian LaSpina. He runs the Youtube channel called “Knyght Errant”. He’s a friend. If you ever want to learn about knights, the middle ages, armor, etc I’d check him out. Also check out Sir Jason Kingsleys Youtube channel called Modern History TV.

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