Published Portfolio

So here’s a list of everything I’ve published so far. To answer your question, no, it’s not just Paste Magazine stuff. You’ve just got to scroll down a little.

Paste Magazine

A large culture website and quarterly magazine focusing on music, movies and everything else. I write a great deal of news along with a few features.

FEATURE: This NYTimes Reporter’s Tweet Praising a Trump Photo-Op is Actually Repellent

FEATURE: 6 Movies That Went Well Out of Their Way to Kill the Black Guy First

FEATURE: 10 (Terrible) Bands That Show Up To Every Local Battle of the Bands

FEATURE: Why Some of the Biggest Videogame Movies Aren’t Getting Made

FEATURE: 5 Videogame Mechanics That Should Have Been Ripped Off By Now

FEATURE: DonaldTrumpSucks.com and 18 Other Hilarious Web Domains Owned by the Trump Organization

FEATURE: 6 Videogames With Minigames That Drastically Shift the Tone

FEATURE: 6 Terrible, Recent Excuses For Whitewashing

FEATURE: Here’s Everything You Missed From Trump’s Inane Weekend Tweeting

FEATURE: 5 Things You Need to Know About Chris Christie’s Beach Vacation Debacle

FEATURE: 5 Reasons to Check Out Rainbow Six: Siege and 5 Reasons to Come Crawling Back

FEATURE: 5 Things to Watch for in Montana’s Special Election

FEATURE: These Mainstream Media Stories Now Appear Wrong After Comey’s Testimony

FEATURE: Ten Great Vintage Political Pins

Adam Sandler is Generating Legitimate Oscar Buzz After Four-Minute Standing Ovation at Cannes

Zack Snyder Steps Down From Justice League to Deal With Family Tragedy

Capitalism FTW: Facing Skyrocketing Drug Costs, Ohio City May Just Let Overdose Victims Die

They’ve Invented a Bro Romper For Those Hoping To Dump Their Last Ounce Of Self-Respect

Conan O’ Brien Will Defend Jokes’ Originality In Court

State Department: Russia Not Doing Enough to Protect Trafficking Victims in Mythical Underwater City

Reince Priebus Uses First Cabinet Meeting to Thank Trump For “The Opportunity and the Blessing” to Enact His Agenda

The Black-and-White Logan Noir Trailer Will Bring a Tear to Your Eye

Report: Wonder Woman 2 Set During the Cold War, Chris Pine to Return

Watch James Corden Send Donald Trump 297 Copies of Philadelphia in Support of AIDS Victims

Jon Hamm Joins the Cast of Tag Because Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Gene Simmons Wants to Trademark the Devil-Horns Hand Gesture

Watch Andy Serkis Read Trump Tweets Like Gollum

Watch Paul Ryan’s Opponent’s Inspiring Campaign Ad

Rick Perry Explains Economics in One Idiotic Quote

Trump Reportedly Believes Russia Was Behind Election Hacks, Won’t Do Anything About it Except Criticize Obama

Trump’s Lawyer Threatens a Stranger Through Email: “Watch Your Back, Bitch”

RompHim Suddenly Faces Stiff Competition in the Burgeoning Male Romper Market

DNC Fires Back at Hillary For “F***ing Bullshit” Data Complaints

Trump’s Tweeting Is Being Taken to Court

Steve King Wants to Fund the Border Wall by Gutting Food Stamps, Planned Parenthood

Watch Neill Blomkamp’s Mind-Melting, Sigourney Weaver-Starring Short Film, Rakka

Arkansas Man Destroys Newly Erected Ten Commandments Monument

This New NRA Ad Stops Just Short of Calling For a New Civil War

Edgar Wright Might Make a Sequel to Baby Driver

Some Heroes Are Definitely Going to Die in Avengers: Infinity War

Tennessee County to Inmates: Sterilize Yourself, Get 30 Days Off Your Sentence

District 9‘s Neill Blomkamp Returns with Crazy New Trailer for Series of Experimental Shorts

U.S. Senators Want to Make it a Felony to Support the International Boycott of Israel

Poor Guy: Donald Trump Jr. Reportedly “Miserable” Because He Can’t Make Any Deals These Days

Spider-Man: Homecoming Sequels Will Feature Deep-Cut Villains

Dan Harmon is Somehow Going to Bring Kurt Vonnegut’s The Sirens Of Titan to TV

Anti-LGBTQ Advocate (and Racist) Steve Scalise Had His Life Saved by a Queer, Black Woman

Playboy Writer-Turned-Free Press Hero Tells Off Trump Surrogate

Trump Still Unsure if Russia Meddled in U.S. Election

Elizabeth Warren Calls on Democrats to Move Past “Conservative” Obamacare

E3: Microsoft Announces Xbox One X, Original Xbox Backwards Compatibility, Much More

ClickHole is Now PatriotHole: “Powerful Content for Strong Americans”

A Man Sues His Date For Texting During Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Director James Gunn Weighs In

Stephen King Finally Breaks Donald Trump, Who Blocks Him On Twitter

Turkey is Leaking US Troop Locations

Obama: “Fundamental Meanness” At Heart of GOP Healthcare Bill

Syfy’s Tremors Reboot Starring Kevin Bacon Gets Pilot Order

Donald Trump Jr. Comes to His Father’s Defense in Response to Comey’s Senate Hearing

Sources Claim Top Gun 2 Unofficially Has an Official Director

Oliver Stone’s The Putin Interviews Looks Like Straight-Up Propaganda

Watch Robert Pattinson Do Everything He Can to Scrub the Twilight Off in New Trailer for A24’s Good Time

Tropical Storm Don is “Small” and “Not Particularly Well Organized”

Stand-Alone Han Solo Movie Loses its Directors in the Middle of Shooting

Despite Increased Visibility in Nation’s Bushes, Sean Spicer Looks to be Replaced

James Comey Once Employed His Stealth Training to Try and Blend in With Curtains and Avoid Trump

Putin Cut From Two Forthcoming Hollywood Movies

Obama’s Anger Translator Luther Comes Out of Retirement on Colbert

Donald Trump Thinks Working Out Is “Misguided”

The Supreme Court Will Hear Trump’s Travel Ban Case

Philando Castile’s Family Receives $3 Million Settlement

Venom Isn’t in the MCU—or Is It?

Next DCEU Movie to Begin Shooting? Shazam!

Jurassic World 2 Will Be Better Than Its Predecessor, Says Colin Trevorrow

Trump Doesn’t Want Poor People Running the Economy

The Police Officer Who Killed Philando Castile Was Acquitted

Trump Wants to Repeal Obamacare Even Without a Replacement

Bizarre Project Rap Rabbit Videogame Concept Trailer Released

Breitbart Actually Fired a Writer for Being Too Anti-Muslim

Star Wars VIII Will Come Out a Day Early in the U.K.

Watch Christine McVie, Lindsey Buckingham Perform “Don’t Stop” With Classroom Instruments on Fallon

Watch John Oliver Reveal the Insanity of British Politics (Again)

Trump Calls Germans “Very Bad” and Threatens to End German Car Sales

The GOP is Actively Trying to Hide the Updated Health Care Plan From the Public

Baahubali 2: The Conclusion Becomes Highest-Grossing Indian Movie of All Time in America

Watch John Oliver Expose Trump’s Coal Industry Falsehoods

The Batgirl Actress Shortlist Has Leaked

Tom Cruise Confirms Top Gun Sequel

Duke Nukem and Borderlands Movies Inch Closer to Becoming Reality

“It’s Harder Being Rich Than Being Poor” Explains Helpful NYC Dem Councilman

Nintendo Theme Park May Include Mario Kart Ride

Here’s The Awesome Reason Why Wonder Woman is Not R-Rated

Trump Pulls U.S. Out of Paris Climate Agreement

Watch Trevor Noah and Stephen Colbert Try to Trade Presidents on The Late Show

Will Deadpool 2 Have T.J. Miller’s Weasel and Dopinder Team Up?

New Star Wars: The Last Jedi Details Revealed

2017 Emmy Nominations Announced

Dumb and Dumber To Studio Fending Off Two Separate Lawsuits

Trump Wants World Leaders to Call Him on His Cellphone

The Funniest Tweets About Mike Pence Touching NASA Equipment

Here’s Everything We Know About The John Wick Prequel TV Series

Trump’s Promise to Preserve Medicare Was a “Fantasy” According to Republicans

Blizzard Will Wrap Up Overwatch Anniversary Event With Double XP Weekend

Chris Hardwick’s @midnight Will Conclude After Four Seasons

It Looks Like the Head of ISIS is Actually Dead

Trump Further Damages America’s Relationship with Germany

Michael Bloomberg Intends to Help America Hit Paris Accords Standards As “If It Had Stayed Committed”

Anti-Erdogan Demonstration Outside Turkish Embassy Turns Violent

Carrie Fisher Gets Posthumous Emmy Nomination for Catastrophe

Frank Darabont’s Furious, Profanity-Laden Emails Released in Walking Dead Lawsuit

Trump’s Plans to Enact Voter Suppression Are Moving Forward

Jeremy Renner Broke Both His Arms While Filming Avengers: Infinity War

Rae Sremmurd Team Up with Valiant for Their Own Comic

The KermitGate Plot Thickens: Disney Says Voice Actor Was Fired For “Unacceptable Business Conduct”

The Fast and the Furious 9 May Blow Up Outer Space

Republican Lawmakers Want to Loosen Gun Laws … For Themselves

Watch the Trailer for Blumhouse’s Happy Death Day—Like Groundhog Day, but Horrifying

Woman-Only Wonder Woman Screenings Piss Some Men Off, Naturally

Russia May Have Recruited Trump Aides to Influence Election

South Park: The Fractured but Whole Gets New Trailer and Official Release Date

Sorry Grandma, Trump’s Travel Ban Doesn’t Count You as “Close Family”

John Oliver and HBO Get Sued For Defamation After Their Coal Industry Episode

We Hate to Say This, But Alex Jones Just Owned Megyn Kelly

Watch Valerian‘s Brain-Melting Final Trailer

Trump’s Evolving Relationship With Intel Briefings Still Includes Desire for “Killer Graphics”

Watch the Big Trouble in Little China Boardgame Trailer

Only The Brave‘s First Trailer Shows a World in Flames

Matt Reeves’ Batman Movie Will No Longer Use Ben Affleck’s Script

Burger King Introduces a Lucky Charms Milkshake

Phil Lord and Chris Miller Were Actively Fired From Han Solo Movie, Ron Howard to Take Over?

Seth Rogen Begs Sony Not to Release “Clean Versions” of Classic Films

Hannibal Buress Sent a Body Double to the Spider-Man: Homecoming Premiere

Daniel Day-Lewis to Quit Acting

Stephen Colbert, CBS Win Late-Night Battle for the First Time Since 1995

Exclusive: Watch This Behind-the-Scenes The Fate of the Furious Clip

Production for The Walking Dead Shuts Down After Stuntman’s Death

M. Night Shyamalan is Almost Finished with the Split Sequel Script

The Funniest Tweets about John McCain’s Bizarre Performance at the Comey Hearing

The Funniest Tweets About Kellyanne Conway’s Collusion Flashcards

London Mayor Wants to Cancel Trump’s Visit

Watch the Trailer for a Fan-Made Voldemort Origin Story That Earned Warner Bros.’ Blessing

Vince Gilligan to Create a Breaking Bad Virtual Reality Experience

Terry Gilliam’s The Man Who Killed Don Quixote Just Finished Filming After 17 Years

Watch Stephen Colbert Excitedly Bash Donald Jr. Being His Own Deepthroat

Prepare to Fall in Love With an Adorable Pig-Hippo in Okja‘s First Proper Trailer

Watch Alec Baldwin’s Trump Sing “Hallelujah” by Leonard Cohen

Dark Universe May Include Low-Budget Blumhouse Monster Flicks

Finally, Mike Pence Will Oversee US Space Policy

Baby Driver Soundtrack Squeals Into Number One Spot on iTunes

New Trailer for The Mist Focuses on the Human Element

Watch Archer Go Drink for Drink with Kingsman‘s Eggsy

Legion Showrunner Noah Hawley is Making a Doctor Doom Movie

Watch Silicon Valley‘s Jared Turn Into a Serial Killer in Fan-Made Mock Horror Trailer

The Slants’ Simon Tam Wins Supreme Court Case to Trademark Offensive Band Name

Danger Zone‘s Explosive New Trailer Has Echoes of Burnout‘s Crash Mode

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Seems Serious About This Being President Thing

Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump is Returning to SNL

There is Now a GoFundMe Campaign to Give Ann Coulter More Leg Room on Delta (Just Don’t Call it Welfare)

Watch Seth Meyers Take “A Closer Look” at Republican Reactions to Comey News

Fredheads Doc Follows Hardcore Nightmare on Elm Street Fans

20th Century Fox Releases Final Trailer for War for the Planet of the Apes

Israel Was Source of Intelligence Trump Handed to Russians Like Candy

Jurassic World 2 Gets a Title and Poster

Watch Universal’s Trailer for Their Monster Franchise, “Dark Universe”

We Think Steve Bannon Just Fat-Shamed Sean Spicer

Wonder Woman 2 Will be Set in Modern-Day America

Edgar Wright Shares Touching Tribute to His Hero, George A. Romero

Amazon Studios and A24 Team Up For Overdubbed Cold War Comedy Series Comrade Detective

After 15 Months of Singing “Hello,” Adele May Kiss Touring Goodbye Permanently

D.C. and Maryland Expected to Sue Trump For “Unprecedented Constitutional Violations”

Trump Says, “I Never Mentioned the Word or the Name Israel”

An Avengers: Infinity War Scene Has Over 30 Characters Onscreen at Once

Two More GOP Senators Refuse to Support Trumpcare, Effectively Killing This Iteration

E3: EA Reveals Bioware’s New Game and Goes Hard on Star Wars

Mike Pence Correctly Notes That Climate Change is a Big Deal to the Left “for Some Reason”

Star Wars: Battlefront II Beta Coming in October

The Weather Channel Has Gone Rogue

Starship Troopers Animated Sequel Gets a Trailer

Donald Trump Jr. Shares Top Gun Video of His Dad Shooting CNN Out of the Sky

Supreme Leader Snoke Detail Revealed by Star Wars Expert

Edge of Tomorrow Sequel Will Conclude the Series and Introduce a Show-Stealing Third Character

Ben Carson Thinks Poverty is Largely a “State of Mind”

Watch Seth Meyers Take “A Closer Look” at Comey Tapes and Senate Trumpcare

Watch the Surprisingly Intense First Trailer for Murder on the Orient Express

California Democrats, Funded by Big Pharma and Insurers, Are Blocking Their Own Healthcare Bill

The Dark Universe Saga Takes a Dark, Potentially Litigious Turn

Netflix Releases Trailer for Nobody Speak, New Documentary About “Fake News”

Check Out This Hilarious Trailer for Netflix’s Friends From College

Watch the Trailer for the Netflix Comedy Special The Standups

Drug Overdoses Are Now the Leading Cause of Death for Americans Under 50

Trump Appears to Confirm That He’s Being Personally Investigated

Sean Spicer Resigns in Protest, Nation Shrugs in Shock

Is Spaceballs 2 Suddenly a Possibility?

Watch Hugh Jackman Invent Show Business in First The Greatest Showman Trailer

Atari Has a New Console in the Works

Nicolas Cage’s Forthcoming Film Mandy Sounds Kind of Awesome

Bernie Sanders Responds to Alexandria Shooting

The Summer Box Office is Slipping in 2017

First Lady of Poland Successfully Dodges Trump’s Handshake Attempt

Men Demand Male-Only Star Wars XIII Screening, Get Blasted By Lucasfilm Exec

Honest Trailers Enlists Deadpool to Skewer Logan in 200th Episode

Jimmy Fallon Tops Stephen Colbert’s Ratings for the First Time Since Trump’s Inauguration

Newest Member of the Trump Administration Rushes to Delete Old Tweets Bashing Trump

Senate GOP Delays a Vote on Broken Healthcare Bill

New Report Suggests Seattle’s Minimum Wage Hike May Actually be Hurting Workers

American Trial Movie Looks at How Eric Garner Chokehold Case Should Have Gone

Here is Some Actual Advice Foreign Leaders Have Received re: Meeting Trump

Trump Says He Wouldn’t Have Hired Sessions if He Knew Sessions Would Recuse Himself

The New Kingsman: The Golden Circle Trailer is Epic

The Producers of HBO’s Controversial ConfederateBeseech Us All to Calm Down

John McCain Has Been Diagnosed With Brain Cancer

Chick-Fil-A to Start Rolling Out Gluten-Free Buns

Next Need For Speed Title Gets a Name and a Trailer

Watch the First Trailer for Steven Soderbergh’s New Film Logan Lucky

Megyn Kelly is Going to Interview Vladimir Putin on NBC

Former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes Dead at 77

Watch: A Fox News Anchor Actually Lambastes Trump

Orcs, Elves and the LAPD Square Off in New Bright Trailer

Hanks, Streep and Spielberg are Taking The Post Very Seriously

Watch Seth Meyers Take “A Closer Look” at Trump’s Cringeworthy First Cabinet Meeting

China Detains Undercover Activist Investigating Manufacturer of Ivanka Trump Shoes

Trump and Putin Meet Face-to-Face at G20 Summit

Watch The First Official Trailer for Bryan Singer’s New X-Men Series, The Gifted

Snowpiercer Television Show Remake Will Star Hamilton‘s Daveed Diggs

Watch as Netflix Brings The Dark Crystal Fans’ Dreams to Life in New Teaser

HBO Renews Acclaimed Comedies Veep and Silicon Valley

Psy’s “Gangnam Style” Has Been Dethroned As YouTube’s Most-Watched Clip

There’s Something Freaky Going on with the Westworld Website

Moonlight Director Barry Jenkins to Adapt James Baldwin’s If Beale Street Could Talk

Starship Troopers Animated Sequel Will Play in Theaters For One Night Only

T.J. Miller is Leaving HBO’s Silicon Valley

Watch T.J. Miller Parasail Into Cannes, Somewhat Desperately Promoting
The Emoji Movie

Apple Music Announces an Original Reality-TV Show With a Trailer

John Oliver to Voice Zazu in Live-Action Lion King

George R.R. Martin to Produce New HBO Series Who Fears Death

E3: Sony Reveals New God of War, Uncharted, Spider-Man and Much More

Gender Tensions Abound in First Trailer For Battle of the Sexes

Forward Progress Continues on Uncharted Movie With Tom Holland’s Casting

Live Nation Announces $799 “Festival Passport” for Admittance to 90+ Music Fests

Super Nintendo World Gets a Teaser, Mario Kart Ride Confirmed

Dave Chappelle Sorry For Suggesting We “Give Trump A Chance”

Does Nintendo Have an N64 Mini in the Works?

Exclusive: Check Out This Behind-the-Scenes Logan Clip

John Williams’ Iconic Raiders of the Lost Ark Score to be Reissued on 180-Gram Vinyl

Watch Billy On The Street Bring This Is Us Cast Along

Five Guys Usurps In-N-Out as America’s Most Popular Burger Chain

Watch Paramore Perform “Told You So”

Watch the Explosive New Star Wars: Battlefront II Gameplay Trailer

Black Mirror Creator to Edit Three Original Novellas Based on The Series

E3: Ubisoft Reveals Beyond Good and Evil 2, Mario + Rabbids and Much More

Unsurprisingly, Resident Evil Films Are Getting a Reboot

The Funniest Tweets About Johnny Depp’s Trump Assassination Joke

A 12-Year-Old Girl Tried to Come Out to Her Mormon Congregation, but They Cut Her Off

Watch the First Teaser for HBO’s The Deuce

Scarface Remake Pivots Again, David Ayers in Talks to Direct

Watch the Festive and Naughty A Bad Moms ChristmasRed-Band Trailer

We May Get a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered Standalone Game Soon

Surprise! Modern Warfare Remastered is Available Right Now for PS4

We’re Getting a John Wick Origin Story Comic

Watch the Incredible New Trailer for Baby Driver

Jordan Peele’s New Movie Gets a 2019 Release Date

Will Oasis Reunite for the One Love Manchester Show?

Facebook Follows Apple’s Lead, Jumps Into Original, Reality TV Programming

Bungie Releases First Gameplay Trailer for Destiny 2

Dark Horse Reveals Premiere Lineup for Karen Berger’s Berger Books Imprint

Watch John Oliver Explain Why Some Local News is Getting More Conservative

Hilarious It’s Always Sunny Supercut Combines Every “Goddammit” Ever Spoken on the Show

Watch the Pulse-Pounding First Six Minutes of Baby Driver

Al-Jazeera is Actively Combating a Cyber Attack

Brian Eno Creates an App for Coldplay

House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, Four Others Shot at Congressional Baseball Practice

Nearly 200 Congressional Democrats File Lawsuit Against Trump

Silicon Valley‘s Jimmy O. Yang is Writing a Memoir

Lower East Side Film Festival Will Have Some Killer Comedy Options

First Black Panther Teaser to Air Tonight During NBA Finals

Russia Threatens to Begin Targeting American Aircraft

Netflix Stock Hits All-Time High

Chipotle Location Temporarily Closed After Reports of Customers Falling Ill

New Poll: If the Next Election Were Held Today, Bernie Would Crush

The Bat-Signal Will Be Lit Over Los Angeles Tonight to Honor Adam West

Watch Seth Rollins Smash Things With a Baseball Bat in the New WWE 2K18 Trailer

Watch the Second Trailer for Pixar’s Coco

Confused by the First Amendment Trademark Case? Trevor Noah Will Discuss it on Tonight’s Daily Show

Devil’s Bargain: Chris Christie Was Fired Because Donald Trump Didn’t Want to Use His Filthy Cellphone

Seth Meyers Returns, Taking “A Closer Look” at Team Trump’s Absurd Defenses for Don Jr.’s Emails

Watch Jason Bateman Descend Further into Criminality in New Ozark Trailer

Watch Game of Thrones‘ Epic Season Seven Trailer

Season Seven of Game of Thrones to Include Crazy-Long Episodes

Downton Abbey Movie is Officially Happening

New Trailer for Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later Reunites the Original Cast

Here’s Where You Can Get Free Donuts Tomorrow

Watch the Kingsman: The Golden Circle‘s Stylish New Trailer

WWE Fans: Your Information May Have Been Exposed

Blade Runner 2049‘s Tense New Trailer Hints At A Twisted Future for Humanity

Original Robocop Will Return to Theaters Alongside the Original Robocop Himself

A Wrinkle In Time‘s First, Fantastical Teaser is Finally Here

Watch Samantha Bee Trash Senate Republicans’ Healthcare Bill

Watch Desus and Mero Offer to Become the New Faces of the NRA

World’s Leading Pinball Producer Reintroduces AC/DC Pinball Back into the Wild

Gerard Way’s Umbrella Academy Is Getting the Netflix Treatment in New Series

Watch the Narcos Season Three Teaser

YouTube Reaches 1.5 Billion Monthly Users

Adult Swim Returns to San Diego Comic-Con

We Have a Date for the New Doctor Who Reveal

New on HBO Now: All the Movies and TV Coming in August

New on Hulu: All the Movies and TV Coming in August

New on Netflix: All the Movies and TV Coming in July

New on Hulu: All the Movies and TV Coming in July

New on Showtime: All the Movies and TV Coming in July

New on Amazon Prime Video: All the Movies and TV Coming in July

New on Amazon: All the Movies and TV Coming in June

New on Hulu: All the Movies and TV Coming in June

New on HBO Now: All the Movies and TV Coming in June

New on Showtime: All the Movies and TV Coming in June

 Cracked.com

A large comedy and entertainment website  focusing on pop culture, history, and news. I freelance write articles for them on a pitch by pitch basis.

5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has

5 Movies That Should Have Been Over In Minutes

5 Insane Implications In Famous Movies

4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans

5 Ways The U.S. Is Still Horrible At Handling Disabilities

4 Film Couples That Are Gross When You Really Think About It

6 Famous Movies You Probably Didn’t Notice Are Propaganda

How Potentially Great Movies Got Derailed By Offscreen BS

6 Horrifying Realities Of Living In A Sitcom Universe

5 Shockingly Insane Scenes From Star Wars’ Expanded Universe

5 B.S. ‘Ironic’ News Stories The Public Swallowed Whole

5 Real-Life Crimes With Dumber Twists Than Any Crime Show

5 Criminal Schemes That Seem Too Ridiculous To Be True

4 Public Safety Scares With Hilarious Punch Lines

6 Sad Facts About Beloved Characters, Proven By Fans

7 Times Serious Wars Went Straight Slapstick

6 Backward Ideas Hollywood Still Has About Men

6 Movie Plots That Only Work If The Whole World Is Stupid

5 Ridiculously Stupid Things The News Needs To Stop Doing

5 Amazing Acts Of Mercy Toward Horrible People

6 Sci-Fi Movie Technologies That Went Stupidly Backwards

6 Bafflingly Ludicrous Moments Implied By Movies

6 Huge Problems In Movies They Could’ve Solved Way Easier

5 Famous Self-Help Books (That Are Complete BS)

7 Things You Didn’t Realize Humans Recently Invented

6 Disney Scenes That Are Way More Tragic Than You Realized

5 Geniuses The Media Loves To Quote (Who Aren’t Experts)

5 Last Second Changes That Saved Classic Movies From Sucking

5 ‘Underdog’ Movies About Real People Who Weren’t Underdogs

6 WTF Stumbling Blocks (That Almost Killed Famous Movies)

6 Weirdly Specific Tropes Movies Got Briefly Obsessed With

6 Fun Easter Eggs With Terrifying Implications

5 Times Your Dumbest Fears Totally Happened To People

Here’s What Really Happened To The Noid: 5 Crazy Aftermaths

5 Clear Signs No One In Hollywood Understands How Laws Work

5 Surprisingly Common Deaths You Never Considered

Cracked Videos

I’ve also written a few scripts for them.

Charles Darwin: Good Ideas, Bad Person

Forces Of Geek!

A pop culture website focusing primarily on entertainment. I write a biweekly column.

‘Logan’ Is A Comic Book Movie About Comic Book Movies

Marvel’s Central Problem: The Sokovia Accords

‘Alien: Covenant’ Wants You to Give Up on Religion

Sorry Ridley, Deckard Is A Human

“Are You Ready For The Truth?”: Stan Lee, You Have a New Competitor

Marvel’s Hilarious Little Secret

We Need To Stop Getting Upset About “Unfaithful” Adaptions

Xbox Culture

A website focused exclusively on Xbox video game news, editorials and reviews. I wrote news and editorials for a brief stint.

Rainbow Six: Siege Is Only Getting Better

Project Scorpio: 10 Alternative Name Suggestions

Is Call Of Duty Trying to Copy Battlefield?

Star Wars Battlefront II Preview

Project Scorpio Graphics: First Look

Darksiders III Leaked, and Confirmed

What’s New In Dirt 4

We Happy Few is Coming to the Big Screen

Lock’s Quest Remaster Delayed Until May 30th

C-Ville Weekly

A local, Charlottesville print magazine and associated website. I wrote a few arts’ picks.

ARTS Pick: Rockn’ to Lockn’

ARTS Pick: Fences

ARTS Pick: May the Fourth Be With You

ARTS Pick: Antoine Scott

ARTS Pick: Old Salt Union

Gadfly Online

A website that publishes creative works. They published my short story from college.

“My Movie” Part 1

“My Movie” Part 2

Film Scores

I’ve scored, or helped score, a few films.

Entire Soundtrack: Recursive

Guitar/Synth Only (uncredited/work for hire): God’s Not Dead

Guitar/Synth Only (uncredited/work for hire): God’s Not Dead 2

 

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