As I’ve made hundreds of things, a straightforward list of my work would make no sense. Click a publication to see my full portfolio for that website. If you’re impatient, a few selections are further down.
Cracked
Your Brain On Cracked
Honest Ads
Movies For $20
Other Cracked Video Series
Podcast Appearances
The Hard Times / Hard Drive / Hard Noise
Paste Magazine
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Ranker
The Modern Rogue
Looper
Other Sites
Scripts
Music
Self-Published Comedy
Highlights:
CRACKED.COM – VIDEO: We Remade ‘TENET’ For $20
CRACKED.COM – VIDEO: 5 Ways Living In A Sitcom Would Be Hell – Your “Brain On Cracked”
PASTE MAGAZINE – FEATURE: I Saw Hate Yesterday in My Hometown of Charlottesville, Virginia
SMALL BEANS – PODCAST: Tales from the Pit: Your Mileage May Vary (Feat. Jason Pargin and Jordan Breeding)
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has
CRACKED.COM – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: 5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones
THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second
THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Quasimodo Renamed Hunchback of Nearby Holiday Inn
THE MODERN ROGUE – FEATURE: 5 “Worthless” Items That Organized Crime Loves To Target
HARD NOISE – FEATURE: How A Craigslist Ad Tricked Me Into Recording Guitar For A (Huge) Christian Movie
FORCES OF GEEK! – FEATURE: ‘Logan’ Is A Comic Book Movie About Comic Book Movies
FANTASY LIFE BLOG – FEATURE: Intentionally Tanking Your Draft Straight To Championship Glory
IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA – HALF-HOUR COMEDY SPEC SCRIPT: When somebody steals $40 worth of Charlie’s rat pelts, he does the only thing he can do and takes to the streets with the definitely-not-a-sidekick Mac. (“Charlie And Mac Become Co-Superheroes”)
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