Published Portfolio

As I’ve written hundreds of articles, a straightforward list of my work would make no sense. Click a publication to see my full portfolio for that website. If you’re impatient, a few select articles are further down.

Cracked

Paste Magazine

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Looper

The Hard Times

The Modern Rogue

Ranker

Forces Of Geek!

PopLurker

Fantasy Life Blog

Xbox Culture (Now Defunct)

C-Ville Weekly

Gadfly Online

Podcast Appearances

Film Scores/Original Music

Sketches/Screenplays

Monologue Jokes (Updated Daily)

Self-Published Comedy


Highlights:

MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY FEATURE: HEAR YE! HEAR YE! SIR BEVIN SAYS CHESS IS TO BLAME FOR THE FIEFDOM’S RECENT CROSSBOW INCIDENT!

PASTE MAGAZINE – FEATURE: I Saw Hate Yesterday in My Hometown of Charlottesville, Virginia

PASTE MAGAZINE – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: How Amazon’s Comrade Detective Made a Long-Lost Romanian Cop Show from Scratch

CRACKED.COM FEATURE: 5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has

CRACKED.COM – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: 5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads

CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans

CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones

THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second

THE HARD TIMES FEATURE: Marvel Announces Coloring Book Edition of Avengers So You Can Draw Heroes Whatever the Hell Race You Want

THE MODERN ROGUE – FEATURE: 5 “Worthless” Items That Organized Crime Loves To Target

FORCES OF GEEK! FEATURE: ‘Logan’ Is A Comic Book Movie About Comic Book Movies

FANTASY LIFE BLOG – FEATURE: Intentionally Tanking Your Draft Straight To Championship Glory

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIAHALF-HOUR COMEDY SPEC SCRIPT: When somebody steals $40 worth of Charlie’s rat pelts, he does the only thing he can do and takes to the streets with the definitely-not-a-sidekick Mac. (“Charlie And Mac Become Co-Superheroes”)

REC LEAGUEHALF-HOUR COMEDY PILOT: A former college quarterback decides to join a local recreational football league populated with highly eclectic members. (Original Pilot)

 

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