As I’ve written hundreds of articles, a straightforward list of my work would make no sense. Click a publication to see my full portfolio for that website. If you’re impatient, a few select articles are further down.
Cracked
Paste Magazine
The Hard Times / Hard Drive
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Ranker
The Modern Rogue
Looper
Flexx
Hard Noise
Forces Of Geek!
PopLurker
Fantasy Life Blog
Podcast Appearances
Sketches/Screenplays
Film Scores/Original Music
Monologue Jokes
Self-Published Comedy
Gadfly Online
C-Ville Weekly
Xbox Culture (Now Defunct)
Highlights:
PASTE MAGAZINE – FEATURE: I Saw Hate Yesterday in My Hometown of Charlottesville, Virginia
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has
CRACKED.COM – INTERVIEW/FEATURE: 5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: 4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans
CRACKED.COM – FEATURE: The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones
THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second
THE HARD TIMES – FEATURE: Quasimodo Renamed Hunchback of Nearby Holiday Inn
THE MODERN ROGUE – FEATURE: 5 “Worthless” Items That Organized Crime Loves To Target
HARD NOISE – FEATURE: How A Craigslist Ad Tricked Me Into Recording Guitar For A (Huge) Christian Movie
FORCES OF GEEK! – FEATURE: ‘Logan’ Is A Comic Book Movie About Comic Book Movies
FANTASY LIFE BLOG – FEATURE: Intentionally Tanking Your Draft Straight To Championship Glory
IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA – HALF-HOUR COMEDY SPEC SCRIPT: When somebody steals $40 worth of Charlie’s rat pelts, he does the only thing he can do and takes to the streets with the definitely-not-a-sidekick Mac. (“Charlie And Mac Become Co-Superheroes”)
REC LEAGUE – HALF-HOUR COMEDY PILOT: A former college quarterback decides to join a local recreational football league populated with highly eclectic members. (Original Pilot)
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