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VIDEO: Your Brain On Cracked: Full Series

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COLUMN: 5 Lost Video Game Features That Should’ve Become Standard

COLUMN: 4 Ways Corporations Are Turning Us Into Jerks

COLUMN: Why The New ‘Star Wars’ Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start

COLUMN: 5 Movies That Should Have Been Over In Minutes

COLUMN: 5 Sequel Plots That Retroactively Ruin The Previous Movies

COLUMN: ‘Cats’ Butthole And Pee Cut Obsession’s Historical Precedent

COLUMN: 5 Reasons We Should Be Worried About Star Wars Episode IX

COLUMN: 5 Iconic Movies Saved By Last-Minute Changes

COLUMN: 4 Bad Ideas Directors Considered (And Some Actually Filmed)

COLUMN: 5 Lost Video Game Mechanics That Need To Come Back

COLUMN: 5 Weird Overseas Adaptations of Famous American TV Shows

COLUMN: 5 Weirdly Specific Movie Tropes That Are Suddenly Everywhere

COLUMN: 5 Amazingly Bad Movie Ad Campaigns

VIDEO: Charles Darwin: Good Ideas, Bad Person

INTERVIEW: 5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads

INTERVIEW: 6 Morbid Facts About People Dying In Hotel Rooms

MINI-ESSAY: Dustin Hoffman’s Worst Performance Comes From A Movie About A Serial Killer Who Sniffs Things

MINI-ESSAY: Can Movie Comedies Age Well?

MINI-ESSAY: Actresses Are Constantly Forced To Do Weird Stuff

MINI-ESSAY: We Might Be Able To Stop Storms With Bombs According To Sharknado, Actual Science

5 Bizarrely Specific Prejudices The Entire Movie World Has

The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones

5 Totally Crazy Film Genres You Had No Clue Existed

How TurboTax (Secretly) Makes Your Taxes A Nightmare

5 Insane Implications In Famous Movies

5 Hollywood Movies That Got Turned Into Stupid, Stupid Books

4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans

How ‘The Office’ Accidentally Gave Us Trump (Seriously)

6 Depressing Details Movies Completely Ignored

5 Cruel Ways Being Poor Is Expensive

4 Storied American Institutions (With Screwed-Up Origins)

5 Ways The U.S. Is Still Horrible At Handling Disabilities

6 Famous Movies You Probably Didn’t Notice Are Propaganda

Why A Minor Detail Causes The ‘Tony Hawk’ Remake To Fall Apart

How Potentially Great Movies Got Derailed By Offscreen BS

5 Sequels That Introduce Huge Plotholes To The Originals

6 Horrifying Realities Of Living In A Sitcom Universe

5 Movie Villains You Never Realized Were Incompetent

6 Times Audiences (Successfully) Pushed Hollywood Around

5 More Problems That Should Infuriate Americans

5 Shockingly Insane Scenes From Star Wars’ Expanded Universe

5 Movies That Casually Introduced World-Shattering Details

Real, Weirdo Videos Games Starring The 2020 Presidential Candidates

5 Dumbass Congressional Rules And Customs

6 Tiny Things In History That Made Our Ancestors Act Crazy

5 Western Things That Went Insane In Other Countries

The Big Reason Why Darth Vader Is Actually A Crappy Villain

5 Nightmarish Implications Of Classic Kids’ Movies

The Villain From Dr. Strange Is Too Dumb To Live

4 Film Couples That Are Gross When You Really Think About It

5 B.S. ‘Ironic’ News Stories The Public Swallowed Whole

4 Reasons College Athletes Need To Get Paid Now

The 6 Dumbest Suggestions Actors Made Behind The Scenes

5 Real-Life Crimes With Dumber Twists Than Any Crime Show

5 Criminal Schemes That Seem Too Ridiculous To Be True

4 Public Safety Scares With Hilarious Punch Lines

5 Insane Small-Town News Stories You Need To Know About

6 Borders That Look Like They Were Drawn By Drunk People

5 Insane Facts From History Nobody Taught You In School

6 Sad Facts About Beloved Characters, Proven By Fans

7 Times Serious Wars Went Straight Slapstick

5 Ridiculous Movie Genres We Used To Be Obsessed With

5 Classic Movies And Shows That Have Idiotic Origin Stories

5 Commercials That Hate You, The Customer

5 Weird Movie Questions You Didn’t Know Had Answers

7 Secret Tricks Movies Use To Convince You They’re Mad Deep

6 Weirdly Specific Ideas Movies Have About Normal Bathrooms

6 Movie Characters Whose Jobs Made No Sense Whatsoever

6 Backward Ideas Hollywood Still Has About Men

5 Famous Movie Lessons (That Didn’t Make A Lick Of Sense)

6 Movie Plots That Only Work If The Whole World Is Stupid

5 Wild Loopholes People Used To Beat Rigged Systems

5 Ridiculously Stupid Things The News Needs To Stop Doing

5 Amazing Acts Of Mercy Toward Horrible People

6 Weird Offscreen Facts About Great Movies You Can’t Un-Know

5 Horrifying Tragedies Behind Everyday Routines

6 Sci-Fi Movie Technologies That Went Stupidly Backwards

6 Bafflingly Ludicrous Moments Implied By Movies

Real Talk Time: John Wick’s Enemies Are Trying To Get Shot

6 Huge Problems In Movies They Could’ve Solved Way Easier

5 Famous Self-Help Books (That Are Complete BS)

7 Things You Didn’t Realize Humans Recently Invented

5 Heartbreaking Side Effects Of The Opioid Crisis In America

5 Gruesome Experiments Scientists Tested (On Themselves)

11 Ridiculous Reasons For Changes To Famous Movies

6 Disney Scenes That Are Way More Tragic Than You Realized

5 Geniuses The Media Loves To Quote (Who Aren’t Experts)

5 Movies With Horrifying Aftermaths

5 Last Second Changes That Saved Classic Movies From Sucking

5 ‘Underdog’ Movies About Real People Who Weren’t Underdogs

6 WTF Stumbling Blocks (That Almost Killed Famous Movies)

6 Weirdly Specific Tropes Movies Got Briefly Obsessed With

5 Companies Who Make Millions (Solving Problems They Make)

5 Gloriously Stupid Times Video Games Tried To Sell You Crap

6 Fun Easter Eggs With Terrifying Implications

5 Huge Real-World Problems Hollywood Completely Ignores

5 Deleted Scenes That Would’ve Made Movies 10 Times Darker

5 Horror Movies That Made Up Rules Midway Through The Film

5 Real Deaths That’d Be Too Unrealistic For Hollywood Movies

6 Things Hollywood Always Gets Wrong About Being A Teenager

5 Famous Movie Scenes Every Single Person Gets Wrong

5 Movies Where Everyone Ignores The HUGE Actual Problem

5 Heroes Who Were Secretly The Evilest People In The Movie

The 5 Dumbest Ways Big Companies Tried To Stay In Business

The 5 Saddest Attempts By Celebrities To Hang On To Fame

5 Laws From Other Countries (The USA Should Totally Steal)

5 ‘Edgy’ Ads That Sold Nothing But Failure And Madness

5 Movie Sequels That Actually Ruined Famous Characters

5 Religious Movies (That Make Religion Look Crazy And Awful)

5 Unexpected Ways Tourists Ruin Absolutely Everything

The 5 Weirdest Schemes Real Countries Use To Pay The Bills

5 Times Your Dumbest Fears Totally Happened To People

5 Tiny Decisions That Nearly Ruined Your Favorite Games

Here’s What Really Happened To The Noid: 5 Crazy Aftermaths

5 Clear Signs No One In Hollywood Understands How Laws Work

5 Surprisingly Common Deaths You Never Considered

5 Towns Ruined By The Movies Filmed There

Film Fact: Villains Can’t Have iPhones in Movies

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