Other Cracked Series

Other Cracked Series

I’ve helped launch several shows and series with Cracked. Here are some of those.

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4 Star Wars “Legends” Too Hot For Disney+

Superman & Lois Lane Romantic Storylines Too Offensive For The CW

4 Early Drafts of Justice League Members Too Wild For Even Zack Snyder And HBO

4 Bonkers Crossover Events That Put Avengers To Shame

5 Spider-Man Storylines Too Hot For The MCU

4 Erotic Fanfiction Scenes That We Can’t Unsee

5 Spongebob Secrets Nickelodeon Wants Buried Under The Sea

5 Western Characters Japan Manga-fied Into Madness

5 Gloriously Stupid (And Real) Batman Storylines

6 Famous Superhero Memes (Even Dumber In Context)

4 Disturbing Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn’t Want You To See

4 Scarlet Witch Storylines Too Disturbing For WandaVision

4 Bonkers Loki Plots Marvel Should Totally Adapt For Disney+

Long Story Short(ish)

I got tied up in a basement and forced to explain the entire SAW movie timeline (Saw I – Spiral)

The Entire Fast & Furious Movie Timeline Explained (By A Guy Trapped In A Moving Car) (F1-F9)

I cheat death by explaining the entire Final Destination movie timeline and cooking spaghetti

I got thrown into a secular prison until I explained the entire God’s Not Dead movie timeline (1-4)

I got sealed into an infected lab until I explained the entire Resident Evil Movie Timeline (1-6)

Movie Math

We Used Math To Prove Being Santa Would Be Endless Torture

‘1917’ Is (Secretly) Science Fiction

We Improved 4 Movie Crime Dystopias With Math

We Ruined John Wick With Math

Michael Bay’s Armageddon Is A Transformers Prequel

We Ruined James Bond With Math

Movie What Ifs

Nic Cage Was Almost Superman

Will Smith Was Almost Neo In The Matrix (And Val Kilmer Was Almost Morpheus?)

The Predator Was Almost A Spin-Kicking Zoidberg (Played By Jean-Claude Van Damme)

Julia Roberts Could Have Been Cast As Harriet Tubman?

Wolverine Was Almost Played By Mario, The Gladiator, Or Danzig

Cracked Fiend

That Time Toy Story 2 Got Deleted Twice

Wizard Of Oz Was Fueled By Meth And Everybody Hating “Somewhere Over The Rainbow”

American Soldiers Would Sometimes Risk Their Lives For Ice Cream

That Time Iran Tried To Hide Will Ferrell’s Crotch With CGI

40-Year-Old Virgin Was Shut Down Because Steve Carell Looked Like A Serial Killer

That Time A Famous Explorer Literally Bombed A Dr. Doolittle Movie

Wait A Minute… What?

The Secret Rite Of Passage Only Known To People Born Before 1990

90s Femme Fatales Killed Everybody With Their Legs

Why Did 90s Stand-Up Comedians Keep Starring In Kids’ Cartoons?

3 Cursed Christmas Toys From Your Childhood With Fascinating Origins

The Surprisingly Racist Origins Of Square Dancing In Gym Class

How An Urban Legend Became Cracked’s Cousin (And Maybe Mailed Us Anthrax?)

The Candy Land Board Game Is Inspired By Sad, Sick Children

Script Doctor

We Fixed Mortal Kombat (2021)

A Script Doctor Tries To Fix Godzilla Vs. Kong

Cracked Debate

Does John Wick Owe His Success As An Assassin To Being A Great Guy?

What Is The Worst Part Of Living In ‘THE MATRIX’?

Is Darth Vader Overrated?

One-Offs

6 Real Bible Verses We’re Hoping God Gives Us A Pass On

The True Grimms’ Fairy Tale Too Deranged For A Disney Movie

Hideo Kojima Is QAnon For Gamers (Every Kojima Conspiracy Explained)

Birdemic: Worst Movie Ever, Or Secret Masterpiece?

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